calm
2005-08-11
Okay here is a list of things I find funny:-minorities fighting on cheesy talk shows. (YOU KNOW. BIKER MIDGET WARS, GIRLS NAMED SHANIQUA, SASSY DRAG QUEENS) The kind of people that give a bad name to the rest of their community. But make me laugh because that is an incredible show of desperation.
-how my horoscope told me to get a new job.
-how i had four N's on my performance review and one of them was for NOT GOING OUT INTO LOBBY AND TALKING TO CUSTOMERS. WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS? WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS? Dumbest thing I have ever heard ever ever ever.
-Shamalamanam.
-"I saved you 25 cents!"
-fake Steve Buscemi walking into McDonald's.
-that someone invented a website where all you do is watch people cry.
-life!!! (duh!?!)
Today I read a book about crunk parties. I love life.
